Honestly Im not sure, they havent got back to me yet. It's been 3 weeks.
A-patchy scalping Edit: Changed haircut to scalping. Because that's what I came up with this morning.
2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.
A: Only one but he'll tell everybody.
A: Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.
Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*
An engineer and an attorney were fishing in the Caribbean. The attorney said, Im here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything. "Thats quite a coincidence," said the engineer. Im here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood and my insurance company also paid for everything. The puzzled attorney asked, How do you start a flood?
About 3 weeks.
A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"
