3 Week Jokes

Whats the difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut?

About 3 weeks.

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How many Steam employees does it take to change a light bulb?

Honestly Im not sure, they havent got back to me yet. It's been 3 weeks.

How many retweets to let me take your sister to prom?

A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"

Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

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Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What does the hillbilly say when his sister is surprised?

Well it's the right hole naw!"

What's it called when a smell dates his sister?

Incense!

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Why were India kicked out of the Soccer world Cup held in England in 1966 ?

A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop."

Where should you go if you lost a corner?

To the Eagles, they can get corner-backs.

Abduct Jokes More Abduct Jokes

How many retweets to let me take your sister to prom?

A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

Prom Jokes More Prom Jokes

Why didn't Ronda go to Prom?

she got Holm schooled told me to go here .

What's a down syndrome's kids favorite thing to do at prom?

Slow Dancing.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.

How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Who's there ! Baby ! Baby who ?

Baby love my baby love.... !

What did the English man say when he walked in on his wife making love to three men?

Ello, 'ello, 'ello!

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

How many retweets to let me take your sister to prom?

A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"

What does a calculus teacher say when a student doesn't get it?

Bro, do you even function?

Twitter Jokes More Twitter Jokes

What did I do before Twitter?

Well, there's my family and......OH MY GOD WHERE'S MY FAMILY ! !

When asked, 'Are you Twittering?

if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.