Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

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When Lil John goes to a hotel and they ask him if he wants turn down service, does he refuse?

That's all.

Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling?

He wanted to hang with his family.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What made the orange stop suddenly?

It just ran out of juice.

Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What an evolved soul?

How'd he know Me: The judge told him.

When you tell Optimus Prime a joke, what do you hear?

Vehicular man's laughter

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How do you get thrown out of a concentration camp?

Bad for moral Cutting in line Organizing hunger strikes

What the best way to cut down a tree?

A Suhhh Dude

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What do terrorists say to their sister?

H'Isis

What did one cell say to his sister that stepped on his toe?

Mitosis

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What's Irish and sits out in the rain?

Paddy o' Furniture

Why do Native Americans make the best strippers?

Their dancing can make it rain.