Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.

Why do they want to change the faces on dollars but not on coins?

Because the only constant is change.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How many Frenchmen does it take to stop a Semi Truck?

Apparently, 84 isn't enough.

Why do Democrats push for more gun control?

Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why does the dyslexic Spanish speaker have a poor self image?

His chemistry teacher told him he was mostly made of cabron.

How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist?

Ask them what 'unsigned' means.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

What would Triple H and Jenna Jameson's adult film be called?

The Piledriver: No Holes Barred

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

How do tiny Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Ceasars

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What's love?

Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!

What did Josh say when asked if his sister was good in bed?

I Duggar."

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Both are a glaze

Why are gangstas afraid of the rain?

Cuz they roofless.