How badly?

ME: I want you checking thesaurus in a panic haphazardly

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Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Whats the difference between a kink and a fetish?

A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

Why is it so confusing to play chess with the British?

It's only check, mate

Where does a salmon go to deposit a check?

To the river bank!

Thesaurus Jokes More Thesaurus Jokes

What's another name for a dinosaur?

A thesaurus.

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?

A Thesaurus.

Panic Jokes More Panic Jokes

How badly?

ME: I want you checking thesaurus in a panic haphazardly

How Am I Driving' sign* *Panics* Hello?

There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving