How badly?

ME: I want you checking thesaurus in a panic haphazardly

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Why did the sasquatch go on a diet?

He didn't want to be Obeast.

Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

A: He wanted to feed the mouse.

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Why don't mexicans have checking accounts?

It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.

What do you have to use to check a test on Telemarketing?

A Scamtron.

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Which dinosaur knew... Q: Which dinosaur knew the most words?

A: The thesaurus.

What dinosaur knows the most words?

Thesaurus. :/

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How badly?

ME: I want you checking thesaurus in a panic haphazardly

How Am I Driving' sign* *Panics* Hello?

There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving