How badly?

ME: I want you checking thesaurus in a panic haphazardly

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What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

What are your expectations?

Me : Job. Interviewer : I mean what do you want from this job Me : Salary

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What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car?

Because he forgot to check his blind side.

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How is this joke similar to a musical about a thesaurus?

Both are a play on words.

Why did the thesaurus have a creeping feeling?

He had an antonym.

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How badly?

ME: I want you checking thesaurus in a panic haphazardly

What do you call a stampede of mexicans running away from a snake?

panic