A Scamtron.
Happ-e Sleep-e Grump-e Dope-e and Sneez-e.
It doesn't matter how many you get, because all they'll do is sit around complaining about how misogynistic the use of the word "screw" is.
My donation check to the orphanage.
He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.
Because they were for test porpoise only
