How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

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Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

Why do Japanese Sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So you can tell them apart from feminists.

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Why does Sean Connery have no money and a beard?

Because he's no good at shaving.

Why don't girls have beards?

It's in their "jeans" ;)

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What time do philosophers like to visit the shopping mall?

At the Schopenhauer.

What does a philosopher put his/her food on?

A contemplate

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What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor

How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

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How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor