How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

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Why is it easier for women to shave "downstairs" than men?

They don't have to go through as many obsticles.

Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.

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Why don't girls have beards?

It's in their "jeans" ;)

What do you call a ceramicist with a beard?

A Harry Potter

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How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

Why Do Philosophers Have Such Good Teeth?

Because they philos all the time!

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What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor

Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

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How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor