How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

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When did razors get so expensive?

Three more payments and I'll be able to shave

Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!

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Why don't girls have beards?

It's in their "jeans" ;)

Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A: A barber.

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Why couldn't the philosopher make a living?

He made no sense. I tried, I really did.

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

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How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor

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What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor

How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor