How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

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What's the difference between a sumo and a feminist?

A sumo shaves their legs.

Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!

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Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!

What's the difference between extremist and /r/thedonald?

At least one group can grow a beard.

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What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

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How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor

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How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor