How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

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Why do black cats never shave ?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !

How do I feel about your goatee?

I shave every part of my legs except the knees, how do you feel about that

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What did one leg say to the other?

Shorty's growin a beard.

Who can shave 30 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

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What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

What did the Time Traveller find when he brought a joint to Ancient Greece?

The Philosophers Stoned

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Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor

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How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor