Why do Japanese Sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So you can tell them apart from feminists.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

What do you call a gingerbread man with one leg?

Limp Biscuit.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?

I want hue.

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What do a feminist and a policeman have in common?

Q: What do a feminist and a policeman have in common A: They're both trigger-happy.

Why did the feminist get fired from Panera?

Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.

Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

What kind of dog always needs a shave?

A bearded collie!

Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What do you call someone obsessed with Japanese food?

a weeafood

Why do Japanese women like foreign men?

Japanese men can't look them in the eye. Kappa