Why do Japanese Sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So you can tell them apart from feminists.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a mentally ill person without arms and legs?

Call him whatever you want, its not like he's gonna get up and do anything about it.

What do you call a ginger bread man with one leg?

A. Limp Bizkit. (limp biscuit) (Alternate: What do the British call a cookie that got wet )

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Why will a blonde laugh at a joke three times?

A: Once when you tell it once when you tell her the punchline and once when she gets it.

How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox?

How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox? Tell them it floats!

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Why do sumo wrestles shave their legs?

So that you can tell them apart from feminists

What is the difference between a feminist and a cat?

One of them is annoying, dangerous, hairy, lazy, disgusting and filthy and the other one is just a feminist

Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

How do I feel about your goatee?

I shave every part of my legs except the knees, how do you feel about that

How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What does an excited Japanese horse say?

Oshio des neighhhhh

How do you tell apart a Chinese from a Japanese?

With a Geiger Counter.