Why do Japanese Sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So you can tell them apart from feminists.

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What did the children with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

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Why did my local sandwich shop lose all of its workers??

I was told they were sick of being subordinates.

Why did the mermaid wear sea shells?

Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)

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How many anti-feminists does it take to screw the light bulb?

Anti feminists? Nah, they can't screw

Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

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Why do sumo wrestlers shave their balls?

So they don't have hairballs!

Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

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What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho". ;;

What do you call a group of people addicted to Japanese drugs?

We abuse