How many shaves does it take to remove all a persons pubic hair?

A brazillion!

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Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.

What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor

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Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter?

Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.

Why did EA remove gender restrictions in The Sims 4?

They're just doing their small part, because EA loves micro trans actions.

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How many sad soccer fans are there today?

A Brazillion...

What country has the most people?

Brazil... They've got Brazillions