What's the difference between a sumo and a feminist?

A sumo shaves their legs.

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Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

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Why couldn't the feminist change the light bulb?

Feminists can't change anything.

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What's the difference between a sumo and a feminist?

A sumo shaves their legs.

How do you spot a sumo at a feminist rally?

Look for the one with shaved legs....