Why did Patrick Stewart shave his head?

So he could badly go where no man has gone before.

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How can a man go eight days without sleep?

No problem , He sleeps at night.

Why did a man name his legless dog, Cigarette?

Cause he had to take him out for a drag every night.

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Why should I shave my downstairs?

Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.

Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A: A barber.

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Why did Kennedy throw his head back?

He was taking a shot.

What's the best part of an ISIS joke?

The Execution. Hehe...get it? No? Fine I'll be-heading off now.

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How did people know Patrick Stewart was crying?

Because he bawled.

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.