Why did Patrick Stewart shave his head?

So he could badly go where no man has gone before.

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Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...

What does the man say when he walks into the bar?

Can I please get a drink "

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Why did Patrick Stewart shave his head?

So he could badly go where no man has gone before.

Why'd you shave it off?

Me: I just told you...

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Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :( I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

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What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.