Why did Patrick Stewart shave his head?

So he could badly go where no man has gone before.

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What time did the man go to the dentist?

Tooth hurt-y.

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Shear madness.

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How did the media find out that princess Diana had dandruff?

They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment

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What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

Why did Patrick Stewart shave his head?

So he could badly go where no man has gone before.