Marry her.
Because red means stop D
Nail its other hand to the floor.
Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
They go on their honeymoooooon!
Because they cantaloupe.
A radical Muslim wants to cut your head off, but a moderate Muslim the radical Muslim to cut your head off. Bye.
They're listening to duckstep!