How do you stop a woman giving you head?

Marry her.

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Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle?

Because the steaks were too high...

How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?

Never enough.

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Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

Why do women like men who can work on cars?

They know how to work under the hood!

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Why doesn't the melon get married?

Because it cantaloupe.

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends?

A: Because he's married.

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How do you castrate a priest?

Kick the altar boy in the back off the head

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.