Marry her.
Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.
There was a face-off in the corner.
Because they can't even. Huh huh?
Ilene. What if she is Chinese? Irene.
Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!
They fall in love.
A seasoned traveller.
Two cannibals giving each other head