How do you stop a woman giving you head?

Marry her.

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Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

Why do so few men end up in Heaven?

They never stop to ask directions.

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Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?

Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to english)

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Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they got married?

Feyonce

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How do you save a Republican from drowning?

Take your foot off of their head.

How about a private dance "Okay let's go" heads to private room "You ready?

Oh hell yeah *we both do the cha cha slide*