How do you stop a woman giving you head?

Marry her.

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Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

Why did the referees stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face-off in the corner.

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Why are women so odd?

Because they can't even. Huh huh?

What do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other?

Ilene. What if she is Chinese? Irene.

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What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!

Why do clumsy people get married?

They fall in love.

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What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

What's the definition of "Trust"?

Two cannibals giving each other head