What kind of a fish do you always find on a beach?

A dead one...

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What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.

What happened to German Orphans after WW2?

Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)

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How did Jesus get his beach bod for the summer?

Cross fit

What did the sunbathing mother say to Michael Jackson as he walked by on the beach?

Would you please move You're in my sun.

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What do you call a fish that performs brain surgeries?

A neurosturgeon

Where are most fish found ?

Between the head and the tail !

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What kind of computer says "Hello"?

A Dell

What kind of birds stick together?

Vel-crows