What kind of a fish do you always find on a beach?

A dead one...

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What did Mustafa's dad say after he founded Turkey?

attaturk.

What's the darkest joke you know?

I've always been a fan or dark humor, so, what's the darkest joke you know. no boundaries, no getting offended. please don't downvote anyone because you find it offensive, that's life, get over it.

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How did they know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders on the beach

What's the hardest thing about finding a dead baby on the beach?

Hiding the erection.

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What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(

What TV game show do fish like best?

Name that tuna!

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What kind of pictures do hermit crabs take?

Shellfies

What kind of type face does a pachyderm use?

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