What kind of a fish do you always find on a beach?

A dead one...

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Why is a banana the most attractive fruit?

Everyone finds it a-peeling.

What is a crack head's favourite song?

Q: What is a crack head's favourite song A: I wanna rock!!! Well I found it funny anyway..

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What kind of witch goes to the beach?

A: Sandwitch

What did the beach boys play at their reunion show?

Wouldn't it be nice if we were younger.

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Why do fish have such bad manners?

It's because of all the crude oil they keep ingesting.

What's the difference between fishing and dating?

In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.

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What kind of bird is that?

Just look at that bird!

What kind of undergarments do mermaids wear?

An algebra