Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.
No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.
Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a pikachu'".
Dinner entertainment at Guantanamo Bay
One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week
A: A rectangular bear after a coordinate transformation.
The screwing you get for the screwing you got!
and the gentleman replies, "When did what start "
Please! I in cyst!
A: No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.
A start.
