Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.
It has shingles.
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. Happy Holidays Fun!
A pin.
Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight
Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.
A pirate ship thailing clothe to an itheberg
Because he was dying to do so.
and the gentleman replies, "When did what start "
A: No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.
A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.
