Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.
mod post from r/AntiJokes) I wouldn't know, as a mime I cannot comment.
When you can pull the pin and throw it back
Because I ran
Dory was played by Ellen Degeneres.
When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.
A poison pen letter from the principal.
and the gentleman replies, "When did what start "
Because he was dying to do so.
A: No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.
A start.