Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.
They're always rushin.
Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.
They always want to play leap-frog with him.
Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it.
Someone who is out-standing in his field!
A fart with a lump in it
and the gentleman replies, "When did what start "
It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.
A: No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.