Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.
Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.
Because hardly any of them know how to dance.
A play on words.
He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.
when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.
A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!
and the gentleman replies, "When did what start "
Because he was dying to do so.
It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.
