What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

A: No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.

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What's the difference between a man's balls and Jehovah's Witnesses?

There's none. They both knock on the door, but never goes in!

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What's the difference between a cry baby and Dallas Cowboys fans?

Eventually the baby stops crying

What is small, crying and cannot get under the table?

A child with pitchfork in his back

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What do Hispanic midgets cut their pizza with?

Little Caesar's

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They cut a head

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You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

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I cry when I cut open an onion

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What do you call ten sets of bagpipes at the bottom of the sea?

A start.

What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

A: No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.