What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

A: No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*

What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.

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Why are Wendy's burgers so good?

Because they don't cut corners.

How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

Where do onions fight?

In the onion ring!

What do onions and people have in common?

I weep uncontrollably when I cut them.

Bagpipe Jokes More Bagpipe Jokes

How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

Who knocks on doors at three in the morning?

It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.