What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

A: No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a hand towel?

So you're the one!

What's the difference between plants and black men?

Cells are found inside plants.

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What's the difference between a cry baby and Dallas Cowboys fans?

Eventually the baby stops crying

Why is he crying?

Me: That's a teardrop tattoo. 5: Oh. Did he shank someone in prison M: What 5: Remind him I want extra guacamole.

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How do hispanics cut a pizza?

Little Caesars

What's the difference between a baby and a tree?

Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.

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What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

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What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe?

A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.

What's the definition of a gentleman?

Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.