What's the difference between a man's balls and Jehovah's Witnesses?

There's none. They both knock on the door, but never goes in!

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What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

How does an angry Muslim close the door?

Islams It.

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What's the difference between a Volvo and a Mercedes?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Volvo

What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

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What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser?

Resisting a rest.

How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door.

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What do you call a group of religious oranges?

Jehovah's citruses.

What do you call a chinese Jehovah's witness?

Ding Dong

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Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

What do you call someone who only tells knock-knock jokes?

A Jehovah's Witness.

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What's the difference between a man's balls and Jehovah's Witnesses?

There's none. They both knock on the door, but never goes in!

How do you figure out how sensitive a man's balls are?

Test tickles