What's the difference between a man's balls and Jehovah's Witnesses?

There's none. They both knock on the door, but never goes in!

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They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep?

ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.

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If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

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A tire!

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Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Knock on the door.

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What's the difference between a man's balls and Jehovah's Witnesses?

There's none. They both knock on the door, but never goes in!

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

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What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

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Dind Dong

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How do you figure out how sensitive a man's balls are?

Test tickles

What's the difference between a man's balls and Jehovah's Witnesses?

There's none. They both knock on the door, but never goes in!