What do you call someone who only tells knock-knock jokes?

A Jehovah's Witness.

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What would someone in the 13 hundreds say if you told them we fly in giant metal birds all around the world?

You mean across

How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.

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What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

What do jehovah's witnesses believe in?

That I will open the door

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What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

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Why doesn't 'Murica have any knock-knock jokes?

Because Freedom Rings!

Why don't Americans get knock knock jokes?

FREEDOM RINGS