What do you call someone who only tells knock-knock jokes?

A Jehovah's Witness.

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How can you tell an extrovert mathematician from an introvert mathematician?

An extrovert mathematician will be looking at the other guy's shoes.

How many times does a woman laugh after you tell her a joke?

Three. When you tell it to her, then when you explain it to her, and then when she gets it.

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What do you call someone who only tells knock-knock jokes?

A Jehovah's Witness.

What's the difference between a man's balls and Jehovah's Witnesses?

There's none. They both knock on the door, but never goes in!

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What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing

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What does Walter White say when he tells a knock-knock joke?

I am the one who Knock-knocks.

Why doesn't 'Murica have any knock-knock jokes?

Because Freedom Rings!