What's the difference between a joke and a pretty girl?

sometimes i get the joke.

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What's the difference between me and Jimmy Kimmel?

I can make it to the end of a Jimmy Kimmel joke without laughing.

What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?

One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

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What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.

Where do dads keep their jokes?

In their dadabase.

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How many pretty girls are there at a monastery?

Nun.

Why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone?

Me: I peed my pants.