How many pretty girls are there at a monastery?

Nun.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Why did the Smackhead kick the habit?

He didn't like nuns.

What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole

Monastery Jokes More Monastery Jokes

Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a monastery?

Nun.

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How many pretty girls are there at a monastery?

Nun.

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!