How many pretty girls are there at a monastery?

Nun.

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Why did the nun always go to the same bar?

Habit

What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

Monastery Jokes More Monastery Jokes

What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a monastery?

Nun.

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What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.

What's the difference between a joke and a pretty girl?

sometimes i get the joke.