Monastery Jokes

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a monastery?

Nun.

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What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

How many pretty girls are there at a monastery?

Nun.

What did the Gregorian monk say when he was kicked out of the monastery?

Give me one more chants!

Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

What do you you say when a monk tries to kick you out of the monastery ?

Namaste

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How many Catholics can you fit in a habit?

Nun

What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

a force of habit

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many heretics does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're not sure, they've yet to see the light.

How many people in denial does it take to change a lightbulb ?

There is nothing wrong with the lightbulb.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a nun that is going for a walk?

A roamin catholic

How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

Monk Key Jokes More Monk Key Jokes

How do you unlock a monastery door?

With a monk key.

What do they call a monastery key that opens all doors?

Monk key

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What's the difference between a kid and a drawer?

A drawer won't scream when I force my junk into it.

What do you call a group of armed nuns enforcing the status quo?

a force of habit

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

What did the retail employee say to the young gang member in the fitting room?

You dont fit in the hood kid.

Unlock Jokes More Unlock Jokes

How do you unlock a monastery door?

With a monk key.

What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!

What do disabled people get when there's a fire in the building?

Left behind