What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

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Monastery Jokes More Monastery Jokes

What do you you say when a monk tries to kick you out of the monastery ?

Namaste

How many pretty girls are there at a monastery?

Nun.

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

How many members of an identifiable group does it take to perform a common task?

A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group.

What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

A. Put the remote control between his toes.

What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

Gang Jokes More Gang Jokes

What is a group of hooligans acting like they are Vietnamese called?

Gang, 'Nam Style.

What do you do if a gang of clowns attack you?

Go for the juggler.

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

Why does it take so long for a nun to get her clothes?

It takes 21 days to make a habit.

What do you call a group of armed nuns enforcing the status quo?

a force of habit