What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

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Monastery Jokes More Monastery Jokes

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a monastery?

Nun.

How many pretty girls are there at a monastery?

Nun.

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god?

Deus Ex Macarena

Why did the dad say the joke instead of act it out?

Because it was cheesier said than done.

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

What would you call a terrorist organisation run by wielders of the dark side of the force?

ISITH

Gang Jokes More Gang Jokes

What do you do if you're attacked by a gang of clowns?

Go for the juggler.

What's the first thing you do when attacked by a gang of clowns?

Go straight for the juggler.

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

How many Catholics can you fit in a habit?

Nun

Why do black people wear lots of chains?

It's a habit that stuck from when they were slaves.