What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

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Monastery Jokes More Monastery Jokes

Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a monastery?

Nun.

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

How many men does it take to make popcorn?

Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.

What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What do you call the family members of the Force?

Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.

What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

Gang Jokes More Gang Jokes

What do you do if you're attacked by a gang of clowns?

Go for the juggler.

What do you call a gang of tires?

A rubber band

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

Why does it take so long for a nun to get her clothes?

It takes 21 days to make a habit.

What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit. I'll see myself out.