What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

Previous Random Joke Next
Monastery Jokes More Monastery Jokes

Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

What is a group of hooligans acting like they are Vietnamese called?

Gang, 'Nam Style.

How many members of an identifiable group does it take to perform a common task?

A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group.

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What do you call a Bear who is just learning to use the force?

A PANDAwan learner.

What did Darth Vader say to the Internet?

May the force e-with you.

Gang Jokes More Gang Jokes

What do you call a gang of penguins?

A ganguin

What do you do if you're attacked by a gang of clowns?

Go for the juggler.

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

Why do monks wear such plain clothes?

It's a habit.

How many Catholics can you fit in a habit?

Nun