What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

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What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

What do you you say when a monk tries to kick you out of the monastery ?

Namaste

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Why do men act like idiots?

Who says they're acting

Which burgers love to act?

Ham-burgers!

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What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

a force of habit

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

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What do you do if you're attacked by a gang of clowns?

Go for the juggler.

What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

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What did the tailor tell the thieving nun when he caught her red-handed?

You better not make a habit out of this.

What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!