Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

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What's the appropriate age to take the electric shock collar off your kid?

My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing.

How many narcissists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One narcissist. The narcissist holds the lightbulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

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Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo jeans.

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What pants do ghosts wear?

BOO jeans.

What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim.

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What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

What did Carlos the fireman name his twin newborn sons?

Jose and Hose B.