Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

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How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!"

What do you say to the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he is holding a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais

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Why does Mom wear makeup?

Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.

Who has two thumbs and wears a mask?

Disguise!

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Where I should put my pants?

He replied "Over there next to mine."

What does a tight pair of pants and a cheap motel have in common?

No ballroom.

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Why do they call me the fireman?

Cause I turn on the hoes

What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.