Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

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What do you call a wizard holding a teacup?

A saucer-er!

How 'bout this one?

Salesman: Sir, we've been over this, I don't know how many McNuggets it will hold.

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Why do Nuns always wear Black &amp?

White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.

What do most people wear to court?

Law-suits

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Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

What does a dog do that a man steps in?

Pants

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Why the fireman was burried on the top of the hill?

A: Because he was dead.

What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.