Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

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How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.

What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five

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How do you know that Santa is a man?

No woman wears the same attire every year.

Why to Native Americans wear Jockstraps?

TOTEM POLE!!

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How is the iPhone 6 like /r/gonewild?

They both give you tightness in the pants. I'll see myself out...

What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

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What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?

Holy smoke!"

What do you do if you see a fireman?

You put it out, man!