Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

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Why did the suspenders get arrested?

A: Because they held up a pair of pants.

Why are clouds like jockeys?

Because they hold the reins!

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What type of overalls did Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim......

Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

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Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it

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Why do they call me the fireman?

Cause I turn on the hoes

How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?

Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.