Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

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What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

The silence of the lambs

Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

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Why do Canadians wear tuques?

Because condoms are too brittle at minus 20.

What do you call it when the robot from Futurama gets in a minor car accident while wearing a dress?

A gender bender Bender fender bender.

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Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants. I'll show myself out.

What do you call a speech so scary it makes you crap your pants?

A dire rhetoric.

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Why the fireman was burried on the top of the hill?

A: Because he was dead.

What did Carlos the fireman name his twin newborn sons?

Jose and Hose B.