Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

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Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants. I'll show myself out.

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

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Why do Chinese warriors die so easily in battle?

No matter how much protective garments they wear, there's still a chink in the armor.

What does Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim

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What's so meta that you almost crap your pants?

Metamucil

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

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What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.