Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

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How many narcissists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One narcissist. The narcissist holds the lightbulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

How does one robber ask another how they're doing?

How are you holding up?"

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Who Wears The Old Clothes Of Angela Merkel?

Angela Merkel.

What kind of condoms do frogs wear?

Rib-bed

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What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim...denim denim demin I'll see myself out now...thank you

Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

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How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?

Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.

Why do fire departments have dalmatians?

To help the firemen find the hydrants