Why do Canadians wear tuques?

Because condoms are too brittle at minus 20.

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What is a Canadian's favorite board game?

Sorry!

How do you spell Canada in Canadian?

C, eh! N, eh!, D, eh!

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How about if I put a balloon over it?

Would you touch it then " -guy who invented condoms

What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

Slow clap

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Why did Lady Gaga wear seashells to the VMAs?

Because B-shells were too small.

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Philippe Philoppe.