Why do Canadians wear tuques?

Because condoms are too brittle at minus 20.

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What happens to a Canadian's car when it breaks down?

The owner calls Triple Eh.

What did the deaf Canadian say to the American that was talking?

Eh?

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What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

What do you call four condoms who play music together?

A rubber band.

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What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

What's black, wears a bandana and ends the world?

Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)