Why do Canadians wear tuques?

Because condoms are too brittle at minus 20.

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What do you call a Canadian rap group?

Poutine Clan

How can you tell if a Canadian is an existentialist?

Instead of saying "I'm an existentialist, eh." They will say "I'm an existentialist, ... be."

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What's worse than getting 7 years of bad luck from breaking a mirror?

Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.

Why did the Irishman wear two condoms?

To be sure to be sure

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What's your favorite game if you wear a turban?

Hide-and-Sikh

What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen