Why do Canadians wear tuques?

Because condoms are too brittle at minus 20.

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What do you call two Canadians buy coffee?

Double double doubles

Why do Canadian cops not need to wear body cameras?

Because Tim Hortons already has cameras!

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Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?

I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.

What do blonde's have against condoms?

A: Their cheeks.

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What do French athletes wear?

Jaques straps

Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens