Why do Canadians wear tuques?

Because condoms are too brittle at minus 20.

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Why do people say that Canadians always want to establish that they're Canadian?

As a Canadian, this offends me.

What was the hexadecimal 6 afraid of the Canadian hexadecimal 7?

Because 7 8 9 A

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What does Kodak film and Condoms have in common?

A. Both are made to capture special moments.

What do condoms prevent?

Minivans.

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What do you call a sheman wearing a bikini?

Flaccid

What do French athletes wear?

Jaques straps