Why do Canadians wear tuques?

Because condoms are too brittle at minus 20.

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What brand of vodka does a Canadian drink?

Grey Moose

Who's sorry now?

First question on Canadian citizenship exam

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What does a camera have in common with a condom?

They both capture that special moment.

How about if I put a balloon over it?

Would you touch it then " -guy who invented condoms

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What do you call a dog wearing a watch?

You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!