Where do hipsters drown?

the mainstream.

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Why can't the Philippines field an ice hockey team?

The players all drowned in spring training.

How do you stop a hippie from drowning?

Take your combat boot off his head.

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Why did the hipster never catch a fish?

Because he didn't go in the mainstream

Where do hipsters swim?

Not in the mainstream