Where do hipsters drown?

the mainstream.

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What sits at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A drowning epileptic.

Why can't the Philippines field an ice hockey team?

The players all drowned in spring training.

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Where do hipsters swim?

Not in the mainstream

Why did the hipsters die of dehydration?

They stayed away from the mainstream.