Where do hipsters drown?

the mainstream.

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Why didn't the Pharaoh believe he was drowning?

Because he was in deNile

What can relax you and drown you at the same time?

A one-hour facial.

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Where did the hipster drown?

In the mainstream

How did the hipster die?

He drowned in the mainstream because he stood on it before it was cool.