What sits at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A drowning epileptic.

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Why did the Polish government have to finally ban water-polo throughout the country?

Too many horses were drowning.

How do you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool.

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What is the most dishonest fish in the ocean?

A lionfish

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

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Why didn't the table want to be sat on?

He wasn't a charitable guy

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.