What sits at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A drowning epileptic.

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Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland?

All the horses drowned

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire?

Drowns.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

Why are airplane crashes in the ocean so visible?

They're plane to sea

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

Why are football grounds odd?

Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!