Why didn't the table want to be sat on?

He wasn't a charitable guy

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What did the slave master say to his slaves when they didn't want to make shoes anymore?

Just Do It"

What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

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What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime?

A: Paddy O'Furniture!

What's red and sits in a corner?

A baby with razorblade. What's red and green and sits in a corner The same baby 3 weeks later.

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What is small, crying and cannot get under the table?

A child with pitchfork in his back

What was Lincoln's worst decision as President?

He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth