Why didn't the table want to be sat on?

He wasn't a charitable guy

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What does a muslim man call a woman he wants to sleep with, but can't due to religious reasons?

Harambae

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

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What do cows sit on?

Couches

Why did they kick Raggedy Anne out of the toybox?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"

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What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?

Stephen Hawking.

What did the Olive say when it fell off the table?

I'll live...