Why didn't the table want to be sat on?

He wasn't a charitable guy

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What are unicorns who want better working enviroments for their fellow employees?

Unioncorns.

Who wants to play war?

I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!

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Where does the catcher sit for dinner?

A: Behind the plate.

What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne ?

Sat down !

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How's your meal?

i've dislocated my jaw & swallowed the whole table

Why Mark?

I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!