What kind of bath can you take without water?

A sun bath.

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What's the craic?

2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

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What kind of hotdog did the Buddha order from the street vendor?

One with everything

What kind of bee can keep an aeroplane dry ?

An aero-drone !

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What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath?

Polly unsaturated!

Why'd the robber take a bath?

A: He wanted to make a clean getaway.