What kind of bath can you take without water?

A sun bath.

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What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

Why don't white supremacist drink the water in Central America?

Because it's Nicaragua

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What kind of STD does a bird get?

Chirpies. :-)

What kind of rice puts you to sleep?

Ray Rice

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Where does a vampire take a bath?

In the bat-room (bathroom).

Why did the ocean take a bath?

It had a sandy bottom.