How many books can a blind man read?

Brailly any!

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Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couplesfight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.

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What did the blind man say to his old friend?

Ayy, long time no see!

How did a blind man drive his car?

A: One hand on the wheel the other on the road.

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How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....