How many armed men does it take to extort an Olympic athlete?

A Brazilian.

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Brazilian Jokes More Brazilian Jokes

How many South Americans are boycotting the World Cup final?

Brazilians

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

Armed Man Jokes More Armed Man Jokes

How do you get a one armed man off a tree?

You wave to him

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree?

You wave.