How many armed men does it take to extort an Olympic athlete?

A Brazilian.

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Brazilian Jokes More Brazilian Jokes

How many people from rio does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.

How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A Brazilian.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics?

She has it bronzed.

Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

Armed Man Jokes More Armed Man Jokes

How do you get a one armed man off a tree?

You wave to him

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree?

You wave.