How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

How can you tell when Mitt Romney is lying?

His mouth is moving.

Why are women so bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How can you tell the dumbest actress working on a movie?

A: She's the one sleeping with the writer.

How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships ?

With their eyes shut !

' Jokes More ' Jokes

Where’s the bin?

I haven’t been anywhere!

How do you know if a flock of geese is from Canada?

They fly in an 'A' (eh)

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What did they call the man who knew how to read maps?

A legend

Why does Calvin Harris like reading fairy tales?

He loves a good happy ending

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What did one lawyer say to another lawyer?

We are both lawyers.

What clothes do lawyers wear to work?

Lawsuits.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

What did Dr. Seuss call the book he wrote about Star Wars?

The Cat in the AT-AT