You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.
Word,yo.
A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)
Sleep on the sofa.
she said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10 " She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..." I said, "Zero."
Because they can't stop saving their work.
Her husband on a date.
It's a baby, not a stash of heroin.
Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch
Because heavy metal is harder than rock.
Geodorant.
Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?
