How do you put a baby to sleep?

You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.

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How did Lex Luthor hide his money laundering from superman?

He used a krypton-currency.

How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?

X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

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What's a narcoleptics favorite game?

Hide and go sleep.

How can a man go 7 days without sleeping?

Sleep at night

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Why are bodybuilders the best the best partners?

Because with them it always works out.

Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

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Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What do a baby and a pancake have in common?

If its black it aint good

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What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?

Rock and Roll

What type of rock is this?

It has many layers compressed together.

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Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

How do you put a baby to sleep?

You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.