How do you put a baby to sleep?

You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.

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What would Steve Urkel say if he used The Force?

Jedi do that?

What pronouns do you use to address a chocolate bar?

Her/she

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Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?

Because he sleeps on a waterbed !

What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

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Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?

A: He wanted to work overtime.

Why are south italian men so small?

Because when they are kids their mothers always tell them: "If you grow up you have to work" *Translated from italian hope it makes as much sense as there

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What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.

What did the ceiling fan say?

YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!

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What did the boulder say to the other boulder?

I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.

What's Sisyphus' least favourite type of music?

Rock and Roll.

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Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

How do you put a baby to sleep?

You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.