How do you put a baby to sleep?

You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.

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How do you save a drowning mouse ?

Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !

What is it that is yours , but others use it more than you ?

Your name

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What's a narcoleptics favorite game?

Hide and go sleep.

Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

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What is a Muslim who works at Starbucks called?

A Terrista

Why are south italian men so small?

Because when they are kids their mothers always tell them: "If you grow up you have to work" *Translated from italian hope it makes as much sense as there

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline

What sound does a baby make when you put it in a microwave?

I don't know....I was too busy masterbating.

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What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it?

HOOO did that!

What's a priest's favorite type of rock?

Pummus.

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How do you put a baby to sleep?

You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.

Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?