Why'd the robber take a bath?

A: He wanted to make a clean getaway.

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Why did the otter want to work at NASA?

So he could go to Otter Space.

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When do we want 'em? Time machines!

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Why'd the robber take a bath?

A: He wanted to make a clean getaway.

How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

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How do you get a German out of the bath?

A: Turn on the water.

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The bathtub.

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Why did the bank robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

Why'd the robber take a bath?

A: He wanted to make a clean getaway.

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Why'd the robber take a bath?

A: He wanted to make a clean getaway.

Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway