Why'd the robber take a bath?

A: He wanted to make a clean getaway.

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Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

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He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

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What did the cheese vendor say to the robber?

Hey! That's nacho cheese!"

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A thief in the knight

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Polly unsaturated!

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Robber ducks.

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Why'd the robber take a bath?

A: He wanted to make a clean getaway.

Why did the robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

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Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway

Why did the thief take a bath?

To get a clean getaway