What do you call the kinkiest/nastiest move from 50 Shades of Gray?

The Gray Poupon

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How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

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What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

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What do you call the kinkiest/nastiest move from 50 Shades of Gray?

The Gray Poupon

What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.