50 Shade Jokes

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

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What do you get if you cross 50 Shades of Grey with Blurred Lines?

A greydient

What do you call the kinkiest/nastiest move from 50 Shades of Gray?

The Gray Poupon

What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom?

Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.

Why is there only 50 shades of grey?

Why not 5,000 What's stopping them

What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy

What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

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a force of habit

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Leave the EU.

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Just be *honest* with it man...

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Catoons

What were the Kamikaze Pilot's last words?

Watch this cause i'll only do it once."

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What do you call the kinkiest/nastiest move from 50 Shades of Gray?

The Gray Poupon

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Your Honor.

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What does the Queen put on her toast?

Maamilade! Tada....... anyone? Anyone? I'll get my coat

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Darth Vader.

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What do you call a lady with one leg that is shorter than the other?

Aileen

Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer?

Because she wanted to get it off her chest.