What do you get if you cross 50 Shades of Grey with Blurred Lines?

A greydient

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What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement ?

Permanent waves !

Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!

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How many people with OCD does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.

What'd ya call 50 n*ggers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start. P.S: N*ggers=Naggers. I hate those guys. What did you think?? )

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What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !

What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy

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What do you get if you cross 50 Shades of Grey with Blurred Lines?

A greydient

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey