What do you get if you cross 50 Shades of Grey with Blurred Lines?

A greydient

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What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla ?

An animal that puts you out a night !

Why did the chicken and the freemason cross the street?

To get the Yolk Rite.

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add !

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What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy

What's grey and lights up ?

An electric elephant !

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What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy

What do you call the kinkiest/nastiest move from 50 Shades of Gray?

The Gray Poupon