What do you get if you cross 50 Shades of Grey with Blurred Lines?

A greydient

Previous Random Joke Next

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

What do you call a Muslim who plays '50s rock music during Ramadan?

a Rama-dana-ding-dong

Grey Jokes More Grey Jokes

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !

Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

50 Shade Jokes More 50 Shade Jokes

Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom?

Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.

What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy