What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why are elephants no good at Net surfing?

Because they're scared of the mouse.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

Grey Jokes More Grey Jokes

What's grey and lights up ?

An electric elephant !

What's big and grey and wears a mask ?

The elephantom of the opera !

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What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE

What has one wheel, spins, but never moves?

A Ferris wheel.

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What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.

Jet Jokes More Jet Jokes

What is green and white, throws pig skin, and is the worst team in the NFL?

The Jets.

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !

Mile Hour Jokes More Mile Hour Jokes

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !