What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !

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What's the difference between a bluebird and a elephant?

They both have wings, except for the elephant.

What grey has a wand huge wings and gives money to elephants ?

The tusk fairy !

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A greydient

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I still find you dashing"

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What goes up and down but never moves?

The stairs.

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !

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Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

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She moved.

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The Jets.

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Because he was grounded.

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What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.