What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !

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Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

What do you get when you combine an elephant and a poodle?

A dead poodle, split in half.

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What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"

What do you get if you cross 50 Shades of Grey with Blurred Lines?

A greydient

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What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !

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Moves Like Jaeger

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Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.

Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ?

A frog with hiccups !

Jet Jokes More Jet Jokes

What is the favorite sports team at the twin towers?

The Jets

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The Jets.

Mile Hour Jokes More Mile Hour Jokes

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !