What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why can't Africa have Volkswagen beetles?

Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11.

Why do elephants live in the jungle?

Because it's out of the high rent district.

Grey Jokes More Grey Jokes

What's big and grey and wears a mask ?

The elephantom of the opera !

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"

Move Jokes More Move Jokes

What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE

What goes up and down but never moves?

The stairs.

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

Jet Jokes More Jet Jokes

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !

What do you say to an airplane when it gets mad?

Cool your jets.

Mile Hour Jokes More Mile Hour Jokes

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.