Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

End Jokes More End Jokes

What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

Discover Jokes More Discover Jokes

What did Zack say after discovering his coward genes?

Zackrebleu!

What did the confused Mackem say when he discovered that he was smack bang in the middle of Newcastle?

I'm in the middle of *no Wear*

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!

Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.

What could you bring to this company?

Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.

Disco Jokes More Disco Jokes

What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.

Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!