What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?

A: Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog

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How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

Whats the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 8 pints

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How did Jesus stay in such good shape?

Cross fit.

What do you call an Irish woman who stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture

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Whats George Zimmerman's favorite song?

Blame it on the night

What does FUN stand for?

Some nights, I don't know.

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.

What do you plant ... What do you plant, to grow a really big plant that has nothing wrong with it?

Dyslexic acorns. They grow into A-ok trees.