What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?

A: Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Where do you usually find dogs?

It all depends on where you lose them.

Why is the zoo calling us about a missing coyote?

ME: bleeding profusely So... not a dog

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What did the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac do?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

What do you say to a handicapped dog?

Stay"

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

What's hard and hairy and sticks out of your pajamas at night?

Your head.

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

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What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.