What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.

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What do you get if you cross a dog with a sniper rifle and a car?

A !

What kind of dog is this?

Well actu.." "Hes cute" *pets it* "Sir thats my.." *picks it up* "Your a good dog arent you " "PUT MY SON DOWN"

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Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!

What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

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What do you get when you cross a horse with a pig?

Sarah Jessica Porker

Why did the newspaper cross the street?

To get to the other side of the story.

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When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

What do little piglets do on a Saturday night?

Have a pigjama party!

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What is the collective noun for three dyslexics?

A riot.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"