Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.
The good ones are hard to put down
Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."
ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.
So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.
Because chickens didn't exist yet.
Dew diligance
You can't see them when it is night.
A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.
Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")
Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"
