Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.
Barq's Root Beer.
About 7 beers.
Because he is lying.
Whitney Houston's Valentines Day Cards
To see the chicken strip!!!
A cat-a-logue !
The crow bar.
a washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..
Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.
You get someone who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question of whether or not there's a dog.
Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"
