Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.
Nothing. She's dead.
A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree !
A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!
Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to start telling lies.
Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)
Because they were Turkish.
Plan C-ya.
They both sleep all night and whack all day!
A: Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog
You get someone who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question of whether or not there's a dog.
Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"
