Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.
He wanted to chase the catfish!
Sparkie.
A man walks into a bedroom and sees a hot, naked woman lying face-down on the bed. Q: What's his name? A: Willie Turner Q: What's name? A: Betty Will
Me: You could get me a "world's best dad" mug. 4: You told me not to lie.
Infantry !
Jesus going up for the cross!
Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.
Their cicadan rhythm is off
Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.
Scramble
Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"