What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog who does magic tricks?

A labracadabrador

What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ?

A bud hound !

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?

You use a spirit level.

Why are women so bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?

A terrified postman.

Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a perverted cow do at night?

Beef Jerkey

What is 32% black, 45% white... ...gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.

Dyslexic Jokes More Dyslexic Jokes

Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.

What is it called when a dyslexic has a slow computer?

A rack of lamb

Agnostic Insomniac Jokes More Agnostic Insomniac Jokes

What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.