What do you call a dog with no legs and balls of steal?

Sparkie.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

What has two legs and bleeds profusely?

What has two legs and bleeds profusely? Half a cat

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the dog say after it slid across some sandpaper?

Ruff.

What do you call a dog who digs for bones?

A Bark-aeologist

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

A: They don't have balls to scratch.

Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

Why don't you play UNO with a Mexican?

Because they steal all the green cards