What do you call a dog with no legs and balls of steal?

Sparkie.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What does a leg do when it gets exasperated?

It thighs.

What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog that can find something that's not there?

A Labracadabrador

What kind of dog should you get a spanish speaker?

A spaniel.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What do you get when you have two balls in your hand?

A man's undivided attention!

How do you tell if someone's balls are sensitive?

Give them a test-tickle

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe?

Steal a chicken

What is the difference between the regular police and the secret service?

The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.