What do you call a dog with no legs and balls of steal?

Sparkie.

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What do you call a ginger bread man with one leg?

A. Limp Bizkit. (limp biscuit) (Alternate: What do the British call a cookie that got wet )

What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

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Why did the dog wear white sneakers ?

Because his boots were at the menders !

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals ?

A guard dog !

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Why can't Cinderella play soccer?

Because she keeps running away from the ball

Why was the Narwhal kicked off the volleyball team?

He was always spiking the ball.

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Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

What do you call a stolen tamole?

A hot tamole