Sparkie.
A. Limp Bizkit. (limp biscuit) (Alternate: What do the British call a cookie that got wet )
Matt
Because his boots were at the menders !
A guard dog !
Because she keeps running away from the ball
He was always spiking the ball.
BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.
A hot tamole