What do you call a dog with no legs and balls of steal?

Sparkie.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.

What's the difference between KFC and China?

At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why don't blind people skydive?

It scares their dogs too much

What kind of Dog does Homer Simpson have?

A DOH-berman!

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

What does an electric engineer say when they get kicked in the balls?

Owch! it hertz

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What's the difference between a Southern wedding and a Southern tornado?

Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams

Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.