How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

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What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper?

Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing."

What's yer Rush Limbaugh?

Get back to me immediately and tell me if you love it or just like it.

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What do you tell a girl who won't stop asking for a tampon?

Put a sock in it.

What does a hippy tell you when you ask them to leave?

Namaste

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What's the best way to get a Punjab in India?

Hire a cunning linguist.

What's your strongest weakness?

Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!

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What do graphic designers smoke up to get high?

Adobe.

How many graphic designers does it take to change a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea...

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Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ?

Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong "Web Developer".

How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"