How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

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How can you tell if someone is having a stroke?

There is lotion and used tissues laying around

How can you tell two people are married?

Both are yelling at the same kid.

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How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

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Because it would be really awkward asking what their handicap was.

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A real hootenanny!

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Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!

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How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

What do graphic designers smoke up to get high?

Adobe.

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How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ?

Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong "Web Developer".