How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

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What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes?

Crude Oil.

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Tell them they can't make racist jokes.

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Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette.

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Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

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He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

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Adobe.

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CGI Friday's

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How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ?

Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong "Web Developer".