Graphic Designer Jokes

Where do graphic designers go for a drink?

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How many graphic designers does it take to change a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea...

What do graphic designers smoke up to get high?

Adobe.

How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

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Where do graphic designers go for a drink?

CGI Friday's

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CGI Friday's.

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Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?

It wants to keep it's Stockholm!

What do you call it when two designers argue about what file type to export a graphic to?

Getting into a bit of a .tiff!

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What do you call it when two designers argue about what file type to export a graphic to?

Getting into a bit of a .tiff!

What do designers of gum call new flavors from old ingredients?

ex-spearmints

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

Why do chinesse make such terrible Estate agents?

Because non of the customers are ever comfortable with the idea of buying a house with a Hawk in the closet.

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many blonde's does it take to screw In a light bulb?

3: One holds the light bulb, and the other two spin the Chair.

How many South Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

A Brazilian.

Argue Jokes More Argue Jokes

Who is this "one"?

And why is he always arguing with people?

Why shouldn't you argue with a 90 degree angle?

It's always right.

Bit Jokes More Bit Jokes

What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse?

Two bits!

What do you call Iron Man when he is feeling sad?

A bit of a Downey