Graphic Designer Jokes

Where do graphic designers go for a drink?

CGI Friday's

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How many graphic designers does it take to change a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea...

What do graphic designers smoke up to get high?

Adobe.

How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

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Where do graphic designers go for a drink?

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Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ?

Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong "Web Developer".

How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many /r/twoxchromosomes posters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.

How many social justice activists does it take to change a lightbulb?

They can't change anything lol

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

Why do chinesse make such terrible Estate agents?

Because non of the customers are ever comfortable with the idea of buying a house with a Hawk in the closet.

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

What is Lil Jon's favorite flavor of BBQ?

Mesquite squite squite. ...Forgive me I'm freshly smoked.

Why do people who smoke weed take geology?

Because they're STONERS!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell a mortician is a necrophiliac?

He's always HARD at work.

Why did the cowboy get a dachshunds?

Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie.

Bit Jokes More Bit Jokes

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

Argue Jokes More Argue Jokes

Why can't acids argue well?

All their statements are baseless.

How can you always be such a happy person?

I never argue with people. - That's impossible! - You're right! That's impossible.