Graphic Designer Jokes

Where do graphic designers go for a drink?

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How many graphic designers does it take to change a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea...

What do graphic designers smoke up to get high?

Adobe.

How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

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Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How Many A Cappella Singers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.

How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs and infinity pools.

Recruiter Jokes More Recruiter Jokes

How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ?

Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong "Web Developer".

Bit Jokes More Bit Jokes

What do you call the spaces between the bits on a comb?

Hair-vents.

What are some good conversation starter jokes you can think of?

Just some light jokes with bit of humor . Nothing too dark.

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

Why was Tom Cruise hired by Volkswagen?

Emission Impossible

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why aren't you studying, Billy?

Billy's Mom asked him, "Well, why aren't you studying, Billy? You have an exam tomorrow!" Billy said, "Because I've already Reddit thrice."

What did the blind man say when he was asked what he thought about the renovation plan of his house?

I don't know.. I just don't see it.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if someone lifts?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you make an internet addict wait?

I'll tell you later.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side.

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."

Designer Jokes More Designer Jokes

What do you call it when two designers argue about what file type to export a graphic to?

Getting into a bit of a .tiff!

How many designers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Does it really have to be a lightbulb