Graphic Designer Jokes

Where do graphic designers go for a drink?

CGI Friday's

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How many graphic designers does it take to change a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea...

What do graphic designers smoke up to get high?

Adobe.

How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

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What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

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What do you call a guy who likes Adobe and little boys?

a PDFile

What do graphic designers smoke up to get high?

Adobe.

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How many designers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Does it really have to be a lightbulb

What do designers of gum call new flavors from old ingredients?

ex-spearmints

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How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs and infinity pools.

How many zen buddists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One and not one.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

Third as many as for a regular bulb.

How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.

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Where do Pixar employees go for Happy Hour?

CGI Friday's.

Where do graphic designers go for a drink?

CGI Friday's

Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

What do you call a Rapper who smokes too much?

Tupac-aday

What is the worst part about going to Auschwitz?

Your dreams are not the only thing going up in smokes.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward?

Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

How can you tell if someone's a redditor,in real life?

Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry.