Graphic Designer Jokes

Where do graphic designers go for a drink?

CGI Friday's

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How many graphic designers does it take to change a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea...

What do graphic designers smoke up to get high?

Adobe.

How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

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How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

Why do they say "character actress"?

Is that to differentiate them from the all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture

Designer Jokes More Designer Jokes

What do designers of gum call new flavors from old ingredients?

ex-spearmints

How many designers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Does it really have to be a lightbulb

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the homeless yoga instructor say when he was told to leave his camp site?

Namaste.

How can you tell if an engineer is an extrovert?

They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

What you gonna do on St. Valentine's day?

What day is it " "Friday." "Shepherd's Pie."

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How many people does it take to change a light bulb?

Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What do you call a person that ran away but changed their minds?

Canteloupe

How many Americans does it take to change a bulb?

None, Mexicans do it for them.

Recruiter Jokes More Recruiter Jokes

How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ?

Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong "Web Developer".

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do teachers drink at school?

Facul-tea

What do you call someone who drinks too much water?

An aquaholic...