Graphic Designer Jokes

Where do graphic designers go for a drink?

CGI Friday's

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How many graphic designers does it take to change a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea...

What do graphic designers smoke up to get high?

Adobe.

How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

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Where do graphic designers go for a drink?

CGI Friday's

Where do Pixar employees go for Happy Hour?

CGI Friday's.

Argue Jokes More Argue Jokes

Why did the eskimo spend 3 hours arguing with the return counter?

Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.

Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

Adobe Jokes More Adobe Jokes

What do graphic designers smoke up to get high?

Adobe.

What do Jedi use to open PDF files?

Adobe wan Kenobi.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do hippies say when you tell them to get off your couch?

Namaste

What do you call someone who tells too many lame dinosaur jokes?

I dino-bore! . I'm sorry.

Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

What do you call a raft full of black people?

Smoke on the water. ... My most sincere apologies.

What do you call a second hand gold necklace?

Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)

Recruiter Jokes More Recruiter Jokes

How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ?

Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong "Web Developer".

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!

How many 3rd wave feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Whats the point 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.

Export Jokes More Export Jokes

What do you call it when two designers argue about what file type to export a graphic to?

Getting into a bit of a .tiff!

What product of theirs is most commonly exported?

Newborn girls.