Graphic Designer Jokes

Where do graphic designers go for a drink?

CGI Friday's

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How many graphic designers does it take to change a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea...

What do graphic designers smoke up to get high?

Adobe.

How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

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Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

Why do you call someone who doesn't like the ideas in Islam?

A Racist!

What profession was once highly respected, but is now a complete joke?

Nigerian Prince Thanks r/askreddit for the idea

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

What did the bartender say to the girl that tried to steal a drink?

It was worth a shot.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the lawyer say to the sovereign citizen when asked for legal counsel?

Am I being retained ** **Am I being retained **

What's the first thing the pope did after resigning?

Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.

Argue Jokes More Argue Jokes

Why can't acids argue well?

All their statements are baseless.

What do you call a cow who argues with her husband?

A bullfighter!

Designer Jokes More Designer Jokes

How many designers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Does it really have to be a lightbulb

What do designers of gum call new flavors from old ingredients?

ex-spearmints

Recruiter Jokes More Recruiter Jokes

Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ?

Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong "Web Developer".

How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

Export Jokes More Export Jokes

What do you call it when two designers argue about what file type to export a graphic to?

Getting into a bit of a .tiff!

Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?

It wants to keep it's Stockholm!

Adobe Jokes More Adobe Jokes

What do Jedi use to open PDF files?

Adobe wan Kenobi.

What do you call a guy who likes Adobe and little boys?

a PDFile