Graphic Designer Jokes

Where do graphic designers go for a drink?

CGI Friday's

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How many graphic designers does it take to change a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea...

What do graphic designers smoke up to get high?

Adobe.

How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

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How do you know when someone smokes weed?

Dont worry, they'll tell you.

How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!

Argue Jokes More Argue Jokes

What's it called when two morticians argue for hours on who gets to bang a corpse?

A stalemate.

What's the difference between arguing with a girl and arguing with a knife?

The knife has a point

Recruiter Jokes More Recruiter Jokes

Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ?

Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong "Web Developer".

How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

Adobe Jokes More Adobe Jokes

What's the program jedi use to read pdf files?

Adobe wan kenobi

What do you call a guy who likes Adobe and little boys?

a PDFile

Export Jokes More Export Jokes

What do you call it when two designers argue about what file type to export a graphic to?

Getting into a bit of a .tiff!

Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?

It wants to keep it's Stockholm!

Cgi Jokes More Cgi Jokes

Where do Pixar employees go for Happy Hour?

CGI Friday's.

Where do graphic designers go for a drink?

CGI Friday's

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why was the hipster drinking milk?

He liked Ice Cream before it was cool

How do you call it when an Irish person goes out for drinks?

A bargain