Graphic Designer Jokes

Where do graphic designers go for a drink?

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How many graphic designers does it take to change a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea...

What do graphic designers smoke up to get high?

Adobe.

How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

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Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down!"

How many blacks does it take to change a light bulb?

5/3. The same amount as for whites.

Adobe Jokes More Adobe Jokes

What's the program jedi use to read pdf files?

Adobe wan kenobi

What do graphic designers smoke up to get high?

Adobe.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend?

Because they're both cauldron

How can you tell if you bought lube from Tumblr?

Because it Lubri-Can't Even!

Designer Jokes More Designer Jokes

What do you call it when two designers argue about what file type to export a graphic to?

Getting into a bit of a .tiff!

How many designers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Does it really have to be a lightbulb

Recruiter Jokes More Recruiter Jokes

How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ?

Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong "Web Developer".

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do mathematicians drink?

Anything to ease the pain.

Why are there no black cults?

Everyone drinks the kool-ade on the first day.

Export Jokes More Export Jokes

What product of theirs is most commonly exported?

Newborn girls.

What do you call it when two designers argue about what file type to export a graphic to?

Getting into a bit of a .tiff!