Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?

It wants to keep it's Stockholm!

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How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

Why did batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.

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Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle?

Because the steaks were too high...

Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field?

Because the steaks were too high!

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Why did Sweden change their immigration politics?

Because their Zoos ran out of room.

Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?

It wants to keep it's Stockholm!

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Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?

It wants to keep it's Stockholm!

What do you call it when two designers argue about what file type to export a graphic to?

Getting into a bit of a .tiff!