Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?

It wants to keep it's Stockholm!

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What do you call a woman who wants lots of compensation?

Sue.

Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !

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Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

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Which states is Bernie most popular in?

Denmark, Sweden and Norway.

Why did Sweden change their immigration politics?

Because their Zoos ran out of room.

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What product of theirs is most commonly exported?

Newborn girls.

Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?

It wants to keep it's Stockholm!