When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat?

When there's a sail on it.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

How do you know if the moon is waxing or waning?

If it's waning you'll get weally weally wet.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

How do they get to smoke their cigarettes?

They throw one cigarette overboard, which make the boat a cigarette lighter.

What do you call the first Afghan off the boat?

Amhere. What do you call the second Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwel. What do you call the third Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwell Azhim. :)

Sail Jokes More Sail Jokes

Why can't ovaries sail a boat?

Because they are not sea-men.

What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?

Snout about!