When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat?

When there's a sail on it.

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How do you know an Asian has robbed your house?

They're still in your driveway

How do you know a mod of /r/jokes is Asian?

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What fish is best to have in a boat?

A Sailfish.

What did one boat say to the other?

Are you up for a little row-mance

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat?

When there's a sail on it.