When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat?

When there's a sail on it.

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What did the guy without hands get for christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

Why was the Redditor's picture crooked?

Because Redditors aren't known for keeping a level head.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What did George Washington say to his men just before they got in the boat?

Men, get in the boat!"

What kind of boats do smart people ride on?

Scholar ships!

Sail Jokes More Sail Jokes

I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.

Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?

The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.