How do you know an Asian has robbed your house?

They're still in your driveway

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What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...

What do you get if you cross a black man with an octopus?

I don't know, but it's damn good at picking cotton.

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How did the burglar get into the house?

Intruder window

What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

Driveway Jokes More Driveway Jokes

When is a car, not a car?

When it turns into a driveway.

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

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What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter

What does Asian Matthew Mcconaughey want for dinner?

All rice, all rice, all rice

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Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

What did the body-builder say after his house got robbed?

No whey...