How do you know an Asian has robbed your house?

They're still in your driveway

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How do you know statisticians are always serious?

They mean what they say.

How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

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Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house?

because he has gnocchi

What the hell is this REstraining Order?

I never even got a Straining Order I'm gonna go over to her house and sort this out.

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How do you know an Asian has robbed your house?

They're still in your driveway

What do you call a rainbow of Jeeps in the driveway?

Roy Jeep Biv

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What did the asian couple name their black baby?

Sum sing wong

How do you blind fold an asian?

You put floss over their eyes!

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What did the body-builder say after his house got robbed?

No whey...

What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*