How do you know an Asian has robbed your house?

They're still in your driveway

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Why are Mumford &amp Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.

How many tweakers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know

House Jokes More House Jokes

How do you get the walls of your house as bright as they can possibly be?

Use LED based paint.

What do you call an actor that has just paid off his house?

Mortgage Freeman

Driveway Jokes More Driveway Jokes

How do you know if a Chinaman robbed your house?

Your homework is done and your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway.

How can you tell if Asians have broken into your house?

The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What does Asian Matthew Mcconaughey want for dinner?

All rice, all rice, all rice

What's Asian on top and black on bottom?

IQ distribution graph

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What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

What do you call sandman when he robs you?

THAT SON OF A BEACH ROBBED ME!