How many tweakers does it take to change a lightbulb?

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He wanted to harm monica.

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He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends

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What family does the octopus belong to?

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How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb?

One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it !

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How do you change the light bulb in the dark?

You don't. The police shoot you.

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Whats the point? 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.

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How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.