How many tweakers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!"

What do free masons do when they want to make a frame-by-frame remake of "Back to the Future"?

They Hire 'Em A Biff!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

How do you spot a vegan at a party?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many things do you need to change a lightbulb?

3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many IT professionals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning it off and back on?

How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.

Tweaker Jokes More Tweaker Jokes

What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common?

Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.

What do you have in a room full of tweakers?

A full set of teeth.