How many tweakers does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

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How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons. (aaannnd i'll see myself out)

Whats the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I dont know and I dont care.

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How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE !

How many SEC football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1. And they get 3 credits for it.

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Why did the light turn red?

You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!

How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

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What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.

What type of dog did the tweaker have?

A pure bred meth lab.