Tweaker Jokes

What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.

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What do you have in a room full of tweakers?

A full set of teeth.

How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common?

Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.

What type of dog did the tweaker have?

A pure bred meth lab.

What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.

How many tweakers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know