What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.

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Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why was Lisa not able to ride a bike?

She was a cat.

What is the Popes favorite trick to do on a bike?

Papa-wheelie!

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

How tall do you have to be to ride a Kanye West rollercoaster?

About Ye big.

Why shouldn't you take your clothes off while riding the elevator?

It could get you an in descent exposure charge.

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

What's the most confusing day in a Mormon home?

Mother's Day.

How do you get a Mormon to not drink all of your beer on a fishing trip?

Bring two Mormons.

Tweaker Jokes More Tweaker Jokes

How many tweakers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know

How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

Mission Jokes More Mission Jokes

What the japanese version of mission impossible?

Miso impossible

What do I have to do?

F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.