What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.

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Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why shouldn't you throw a rock at a Mexican riding a bike?

Because that might be your bike

How many kids with ADSD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lets go ride our bikes!"

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How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes!

Why did a chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

What is a Mormon's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings

What's the proper way to pronounce Mormon?

The second m is silent.

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What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.

What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common?

Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.

Mission Jokes More Mission Jokes

What do I have to do?

F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.

What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.