Mission Jokes

What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.

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What do you call a sea mammal with a mission?

A porpoise.

What if they had a call center where they call you everyday with a mission to make you laugh?

But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!

What the japanese version of mission impossible?

Miso impossible

What do methheads and Mormons have in common?

They both ride bikes and go on missions.

What do I have to do?

F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.

What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common?

Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.