Why did the rich guy crash his car?

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends

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Why was the programmer unhappy at his job?

He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out.

How are babies and strippers alike?

They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home

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Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night?

A: They couldn't fit a deer into the car.

Why cant asians drive?

Because cars takes you from A to B

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What do you call five black cars that all crash into each other?

A three car pile-up.

Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

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How can you tell a rich Swiss from a poor Swiss?

The poor swiss washes his Mercedes by himself

What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?

The Mercedes can easily reach 40.