Why did the rich guy crash his car?

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends

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How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube :)

Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!

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Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

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What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat?

A crashing bore.

What's the difference between Paul Walker and Windows 10?

Paul Walker only crashed once.

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a bunch of dead babies?

I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a mercedes?

I don't have a mercedes in my garage!