How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube :)

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Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

Want to hear my pizza joke?

Never mind, it's too cheesy.

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What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.

Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

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How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube :)

What's the difference between YouTube and Redtube?

My YouTube experience lasts longer than 10 seconds.

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How do teenage boys keep warm?

Jackit

Whats the difference between a lawyer and a teenage boy?

One is a master debater. The other is a masterbater.

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How do you tell an X chromosome from a Y chromosome?

Pull down its genes.

How do you tell X chromosomes from Y chromosomes?

You pull down their genes.

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What is Winrar's Favorite pickup line?

I can Unzip it for you.

What should I give your sister for unzipping?

Him : Um, ten bucks? Me : Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org