How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube :)

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Why did Chandler play the blues as loud as he could?

He wanted to harm monica.

Which of my girlfriends do you think is the prettiest?

What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "

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Why did the popular kittens not want to hang out with the kitten with a prosthesis?

OC It was an obvious faux paw. Credit: My wife's a dork.

Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)

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How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube :)

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

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Whats the difference between a lawyer and a teenage boy?

One is a master debater. The other is a masterbater.

What did the teenage boy who was jerking off in his room say when his mother called?

One second mom, I'm coming!

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What did the perverted embryonic scientist say to the microscope?

Are those my genes because I can definitely see myself in them."

What does DNA Helicase and a 16 year old boy have in common?

the both want to unzip your genes. if you didnt get it: https://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index qid=20121209104938AAKihOC

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What should I give your sister for unzipping?

Him : Um, ten bucks? Me : Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org

How do yo get to Sesame Street?

Unzip my pants and ask big bird